Only a handful of years, not that bad. For some it's probably a lot worse. Things are pretty normal when it comes to how "modern" they are, so he can't complain. The folks fair back in the past or future, sucks to be them.

you think one of us knows how?

Because sorry pal, he's not the answer. If anything, even with all the weird shit, he's not looking to leave right now. He'd been looking for a place to lay low in and well. Guess a weird hotel that could be from any horror/mystery flick works as well as anything. Doubtful there will be cops showing up anytime soon looking for him here. Even if they were. Couldn't leave. Ha.

maybe I am
could use a vacation

Now now, what's not trustful about this face? It's the mutton chops isn't it?